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Update 26-05-2008 03:28

Previous comment no longer accurate. Winter sets in, people stay home. It happens.

If anyone does actually read this, and is from Melbourne, keep this Friday free. Your beautiful cultural city needs you.

www.melbournelockedout.com

Plug 26-11-2007 04:25

So if you live in Melbourne and would like to compliment and congratulate me for being so awesome in person, which I’m pretty sure every reader I’ve had definitely would (want to compliment and congratulate me that is, not live in Melbourne, as I am aware that there are some people who, for reasons unbeknownst to me, live elsewhere), I drop phat beats every Friday night at a great little place called Station 59, located at 59 Church Street Richmond, and by that I mean I DJ there, and the challenge here is becoming to keep this sentence going and keep it intelligible at the same time so I will continue by offering a drink to anyone who comes along and mentions actnow to me, provided you pay for it and also pay for one for me, end sentence now.

Fragment (no suggestions).

Hay 07-11-2007 03:55

U R gr8 lolz teehee who needs teh 3nglish langwedge anywayz roflz

Bam. 10-10-2007 12:37

http://www.theage.com.au/news/opinion/scientific-statistical-approach-needed-to-drugs/2007/10/09/1191695905438.html?page=fullpage#contentSwap1

Come with me if you want to live 16-08-2007 12:41

Ok, I've been developing a survival guide, or as I like to call it: 'Alisters Death Prevention Techniques'. Its worked pretty well so far, no death for me. So I've decided to impart this wisdom to those who also prefer living.

1. Eat (food, not glass).
2. Run away from tigers.
3. Drink (water, not food).
4. Breathe (air, not tigers).

More to follow.

Work 17-07-2007 03:53

 Work is what you do when you’re not not working. It typically involves doing nothing, with the exception of all the stuff that is done. Some people enjoy working, most people enjoy eating, but nobody enjoys working. Working rhymes with bezerking, which isn’t a word.

WINEZ 27-06-2007 08:15

I'll drink all yer winez

Damn (damned) 28-05-2007 03:56

It's not every day you get to tell religious door knockers that you can't make it to their jesus concert, as you will be attending your gay step sisters engagement party.

Should have taken the opportunity.

Deep breaths 15-05-2007 09:29

Dynamic, assertive debate (ranting) regarding the smoking ban should be reserved for the appropriate time and place. Not five minutes into a conversation with a woman after six pints.